Tom London: Buckhorn - Diablo Stage Manager

Quotes 

• Buckhorn - Diablo Stage Manager : [to the parrot which repeats everything he says]  Oh, shut up, you loudmouthed cousin to a chicken. I don't have to listen to your sass.

• Buckhorn - Diablo Stage Manager : They call that a tallyho. The dudes ride around in it, get nowhere. And she wore out the horses riding to the Hijinks. So Mike just sent the thing here to use as a stage.

• Patricia Dennis : Buckhorn, is it bad?

  Buckhorn - Diablo Stage Manager : There's been times in my life that I've felt better.