Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV Series)

The Tale of Train Magic (1995)

Jesse Moss: Hank Williamson

Quotes 

• Tim Williamson : I was just talking to...

  [looks around but can't find Ray Lawson] 

  Tim Williamson : Where'd he go? There was a conductor standing right here.

  Hank Williamson : I take it back; the cap's not too big. It's too tight. It's cuttin' off your brain.

• Tim Williamson : Hank, I know you think I'm crazy, and maybe I am, but you've gotta help me!

  Hank Williamson : Forget it. You're *beyond* help, lamewad.

  [turns to go but Tim grabs his shirt] 

  Tim Williamson : I MEAN IT! If we don't do something, Cap is gonna die. And who knows what'll happen to me?

  Hank Williamson : Would you listen to yourself? You're cracking up! You've got to get out of this basement! Dad is *gone*, Tim. This isn't gonna bring him back!

• Tim Williamson : This isn't a joke!

  Hank Williamson : Yeah, the only joke here is YOU, you little -

  [the model train on the table starts moving] 

  Hank Williamson : How'd you do that?

  Tim Williamson : I didn't.

  Hank Williamson : Well, who did?

  Tim Williamson : [Tim stares at the model]  Train magic.

• Hank Williamson : What just happened here?

  Tim Williamson : I think I just got rid of a couple of ghosts.