- Uncle Pete: You didn't tell her what Marge Henderson said about the house, did you?
- Aunt Sally: Shh. She might hear you! No, of course not. Anyway, Marge was beside herself with grief; she didn't know what she was saying.
- Uncle Pete: Maybe not, but she said it pretty clearly: "It was the house that got her!"
- Uncle Pete: Hey Melissa! I've got some work to do on the septic tank! Wanna lend a hand?
- Melissa: Gee, septic tank, sounds like fun, but uh, I think I'll pass...