David: I say we rename it 'The Heatwave Society' and tell the story by my uncle's pool.
Gretta: The police caught him in the woods out back and put him on the train to prison. End of story.
Maylene: Gretta, dear, that wasn't my understanding. I heard he never made it to prison. The train crashed, and everyone on it was killed. They never found the body... Tea?
Gary: I declare this meeting of the *Heatwave* Society closed.