Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV Series)

The Tale of the Phantom Cab (1990)

Sean Vertigo: Buzz

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Quotes 

• Flynn : Forty years, I've been bringing folks up to Dr. Vink's hoping they can solve the riddle... but they don't, so they all end up here with me.

  Buzz Crocker : So what happens to them?

  Flynn : Hey, Dr. Vink needs his specimens.

  Denny Crocker : You're a lying sack! First of all, you're not that old.

  Flynn : Didn't I tell ya? Before the good doctor got his specimen, I had myself a nasty, little accident. Crashed into this big ol' tree. You might say...

  [turns his back head 180 degrees] 

  Flynn : ... I sorta died!

  [laughs maniacally] 

• Buzz Crocker : [Denny grabs him after he nearly falls off a steep ledge]  Hey... I saved the *compass*...

  Denny Crocker : I should've let you fall.

• Denny Crocker : I hope he has a blanket.

  Buzz Crocker : Yeah!

  Denny Crocker : forget it. *You* can freeze.

• Buzz Crocker : I'm sorry I got us lost, Denny.

  Denny Crocker : Don't worry. I'll smack you when we get home.

• Dr. Vink : I've dedicated my life to studying flora and fauna.

  Buzz Crocker : Who?

• Buzz Crocker : [both brothers are sitting on top of a cliff, and Buzz is confusedly reading a map]  This is strange!

  Denny Crocker : [annoyed]  We're lost, aren't we?

  [imitating Buzz in a whiny voice] 

  Denny Crocker : Don't sweat, Denny! I know how to plot a course, you never trust me!

  [back to his normal voice] 

  Denny Crocker : I DID trust you, and you got us lost, cheeseball!

  Buzz Crocker : We're not lost!

  [accidentally kicks over a water thermos onto the map] 

  Denny Crocker : Great, lamewad! Now we're lost and we can't read the map! You are SUCH a loser.