- Catherine Gale: By the way, eh where'd you get that lipstick?
- John Steed: Heh. It was around.
- Catherine Gale: Was she around too?
- John Steed: Yeah, very round.
- Miguel Rosas: My family have been involved in several revolutions, without sustaining any loss. Quite the reverse, in fact.
- Catherine Gale: [on phone] I feel refreshed, revived and revarnished.
- John Steed: [on other line] And respectable?
- Catherine Gale: What do you mean by that?
- John Steed: I mean, are you decent?
- John Steed: [picks up phone] Room service, please.
- Catherine Gale: Shouldn't I be doing that?
- John Steed: You haven't got a deep enough voice.
- John Steed: Yeah, that's why I'm being a very careless courier who prefers the company of attractive widows to diplomatic bags.
- Catherine Gale: [a bit insulted] Thank you.
- John Steed: It must have been done by mirrors!
- Catherine Gale: Not the one you were watching, apparently.
- Monroe: I think you're lying. Now, I, I'm going to get the truth out of you even if I have to hurt you in the process.
- Catherine Gale: [posing as a maid and feigning innocence] Si, Señor.
- John Steed: [to Cathy, on phone] Stay there till I join you.
- Travers: You will not leave this consulate.
- John Steed: Oh, shut up.
- Catherine Gale: [on other line] What?
- John Steed: S- eh, eh, it wasn't you.
- John Steed: So now we know who...
- Catherine Gale: And what. Señor Rosas wanted the schedule of the Washington envoy's visit.
- John Steed: But we still don't know why.
- Travers: Eh, Stead, isn't it?
- John Steed: Steed. S, T, double E, D.
- Travers: Oh, not the Steed who used to play for Worcester?
- John Steed: No, I'm afraid not.
- Travers: No, I didn't think it could be.
- John Steed: [Steed phones Cathy while she is half-dressed] Are you decent?
- Catherine Gale: I shall be by the time you get here
- John Steed: [Steed quickly says with excitement] I'm on my way now!