- Tara King: You don't mean my anti-magnetic shock proof, water proof, chronometer time watch has... stopped?
- John Steed: My Aunt Emily's battered, brassy ancient alarm clock with one hand missing tells me that dawn approacheth.
- Manager: I know every jiggy produced in this country, in the world. This one I have never seen before, it therefore does not exist.
- Monty Bristow: Our game has begun, Steed. The others played for their lives. Whereas you, in your profession, your life is cheap. You set no store by it. But Miss King... let us hope her life means a little more to you.
- Monty Bristow: Let me introduce myself...
- John Steed: [interrupting] Daniel Edmund. Sergeant Edmund.
- Monty Bristow: Bristow, actually. Monty Bristow.
- John Steed: Oh, you've changed your name as well as your face.
- Monty Bristow: Ah, but let me reassure you, underneath the mind ticks on in just the same way.