- Nurse Janet Owen: Dr. Jaeger is fully booked for the next month.
- John Steed: Oh, but surely he can fit me in...
- Nurse Janet Owen: I'm afraid he's fully booked.
- John Steed: Perhaps he's not aware of the urgency of my case. I keep thinking I'm a horse. Must be something to do with my name.
- Tara King: You shouldn't have jumped me like that.
- Lord Teddy Chilcott: Obviously.
- Tara King: Well, you... surprised me.
- Lord Teddy Chilcott: The feeling is definitely mutual.
- [Tara sighs]
- Lord Teddy Chilcott: I intended surprising you in a friendly way.
- Dr. A. Jaeger: If you're trying to say that I am an unqualified quack, then technically, legally I would have to agree with you.