- John Steed: Do we know who was blackmailing him?
- One-Seven: If we knew that, Steed, there'd be no need for either of us to be here.
- [upon learning that Steed's cover will be as a biographer of Dr. Johnson]
- One-Seven: You know, Steed, your cover usually has a large element of wishful thinking.
- Ted East: Venus, now there's a name to be proud of. Evocative! Sensual! The best my parents could dream up for me was 'Ted'.
- Jack Roberts: Well, what about that picture you sold the other week to that American chap, what's his name? Finch or Pinch or something.
- Claire Summers: Lynch. Peter Lynch.
- John Steed: Was he a friend of yours?
- Ted East: It's Green. He was gonna be sent down.
- John Steed: He's been sent down all right, he's dead.