- Fenton Grenville: Well, our little wager should be settled quite soon now, Mr. Steed.
- John Steed: Well one of us has to be wrong.
- Fenton Grenville: May the best man win.
- John Steed: Thank you, I intend to.
- Circe Bishop: Oh, I always use my left hand when I meet people. It confuses them. I think the white walls are very nice, though.
- Fenton Grenville: Circe works very hard at being a character. Don't you, Circe my dear?
- Fenton Grenville: Ah, coffee.
- Gilbert Sexton: It's awful.
- Fenton Grenville: [adressing the Bassetts] Will you join me?
- Bill Bassett: How long is this going on?
- Fenton Grenville: I don't think they want any coffee.
- Gilbert Sexton: Well I don't blame them, it's awful.
- Fenton Grenville: These are radio detonated phosphor bombs. They're a triumph of miniaturisation. Circe developed them and a method of using them. She really is terribly clever.
- Circe Bishop: Yes I am. I'm terribly clever. I've got an IQ of, of... hm, well I've forgotten but it's terribly high. It's nice to be nearly a genius when you're as pretty as I am.
- John Steed: Beautiful gun, Tara.
- Tara King: It is, isn't it? My uncle had it made specially. Then he never used it.
- John Steed: [amused] Why not?
- Tara King: Oh, the young man married my cousin of his own free will.
- Circe Bishop: You shouldn't have won that bet.
- John Steed: I'm a bad loser.
- Circe Bishop: [giggles] Do you think I'm pretty? I think I am. I think I could be very pretty.
- John Steed: Who am I to argue with a lady?
- Circe Bishop: I'm not a lady. That's why I was expelled from medical school.