- Tara King: It doesn't look like eh... mighty Redwood.
- Professor Palmer: Ah, not now, perhaps. But you come back in a couple of 1000 years, then you'll see.
- Carter: We don't deal in secrets in this department. We plant trees. When they grow up, we cut them down.
- John Steed: What a full rich life you must lead.
- Reginald Pym: This the remains of a pencil?
- John Steed: Yes, quite recently.
- Reginald Pym: Yes, still, not to worry, sir, they're very cheap. Luckily, you can easily buy another one.
- John Steed: Oh, I'm not worried about the cost, it's not my pencil.
- Victor Forsythe: I say, have you seen what they did to my mother's piano?
- John Steed: Seen what they did? I was under it!
- George: No offence, Miss King, but killing girls is, well, eh...
- Kenneth: No, it's not cricket, you see, it just isn't done.
- Tara King: I'm glad to hear it.
- George: You see there are certain ethics. Standards of behaviour, eh, certain actions which a gentleman would never consider.
- Tara King: Well I wouldn't want to put you in an embarassing position.
- Kenneth: That's dash decent of you, Miss King.