- John Steed: Gentlemen, I use the word losely, I have a shrewd suspicion that there's dirty work afoot.
- Arcos: Yes. Yes, we intend to infiltrate the Peace Conference.
- John Steed: With a forged pass?
- Arcos: No, with a forged face!
- Tara King: Mother, didn't you hear what I said about Steed?
- Mother: Naturally I heard what you said about Steed. Medically, my hearing is A-1+, accute even! That's why I'm very pleased to be trying out this new device for the Royal Navy. Delightfully quiet. Fish do not shout. At least, not very loudly.
- Tara King: But if you live here, then why are you staying...
- Baron Von Curt: Why am I staying at the hotel?
- Tara King: Hm.
- Baron Von Curt: I own that, too.
- Captain Smythe: I don't believe it.
- Baron Von Curt: Which one is Steed?
- Captain Smythe: Someone wants to get into the Peace Conference.
- Baron Von Curt: And?
- Captain Smythe: And they're creating duplicates of Steed to do it.
- Baron Von Curt: I don't believe it either.
- Captain Smythe: Under the circumstances, we must believe that the real Steed is dead.
- Tara King: So?
- Captain Smythe: So any other Steeds must be shot on sight.
- Baron Von Curt: [having dispenced with one duplicate of Steed, Von Curt notices the real one behind a tree] Look, the woods are full of them!