- [During Niamh's hen party, before Niamh has arrived. Emma is sitting awkwardly in Fitzgerald's with Orla, Kathleen and Kathleen's friend Maisie, the latter two of whom are discussing Catholic saints]
- Kathleen: You, being English, Emma, you wouldn't know that St Jude was the patron saint...
- Emma: Of lost causes.
- Kathleen: Isn't that amazing!
- Emma: I am a Catholic, Kathleen.
- Maisie: I always thought that you were an Agrarian!
- Emma: Uh, Anglican.
- Maisie: Oh, it's that they call it... And who's your favorite saint?... Let me guess: Saint Christopher?
- Emma: [a little desperately] Um, at the moment I'm saying a little prayer to St. Jude, about a lost cause.
- [first lines]
- Paul Dooley: Right. We budgeted for a hundred people.
- Brian Quigley: Yes, well, some people just can't make it.
- Paul Dooley: What about my profit margin?
- Brian Quigley: The price you charge, you're doing all right.
- Paul Dooley: Just enough to cover the rent.
- Brian Quigley: Look, you're being paid to do the catering; I'm the customer; the customer's always right.
- Paul Dooley: Ho, jeez.
- Brian Quigley: Except I'm not just the customer, am I?
- Paul Dooley: Now, how could I forget that?
- Brian Quigley: Right, I'll see you later.