Lieutenant Scanlon tries to hunt corruption with a lie detector. Barney suspects a furrier's robbery report.Lieutenant Scanlon tries to hunt corruption with a lie detector. Barney suspects a furrier's robbery report.Lieutenant Scanlon tries to hunt corruption with a lie detector. Barney suspects a furrier's robbery report.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana
- (credit only)
- Mr. Sanders
- (as Phil Roth)
Storyline
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- TriviaThis episode was broadcast the day Jack Soo (Sgt. Nick Yemana) died.
- GoofsWhen talking to Lt Scanlon in his office, Barney refers to Lt Scanlon as "Inspector"
- Quotes
Capt. Barney Miller: Sorry to disappoint you Scanlon,.
Lt. Ben Scanlon: I beg your pardon
Capt. Barney Miller: I am not volunteering to take this test
Lt. Ben Scanlon: You must be joking
Capt. Barney Miller: You seem to be missing the point Scanlon, I never joke with you. I take you very, very, seriously.
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Hey, wait a minute, you do not want to take this test, it's all right with me. It will be duly noted of course, along with any kind of reason by way of explanation you may want to enter into the record
Capt. Barney Miller: My reason...
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Yeah
Capt. Barney Miller: Failure of Sergeant Wojciehowicz. You see, I know he telling the truth, ergo the machine is inaccurate
Mr. Sanders: That's not true
Capt. Barney Miller: Sorry, Mr. Sanders, I know you put a lot of time and effort into this
Mr. Sanders: Time and effort... what about body and soul, uh, knowledge, sweat... l what about love?
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Don't you go weird on me, Sanders?
Capt. Barney Miller: It doesn't work
Mr. Sanders: It works !
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Of course it works. It work's damn good .
Capt. Barney Miller: Scanlon, your not here because of any concrete evidence you may have against me or my men. Your on a witch hunt.
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Wait a minute. Your accusing me of a personal vendetta or something ?
Capt. Barney Miller: You may not be fast, Scanlon, but you're accurate.
Lt. Ben Scanlon: The only reason I am here is because of specific charges against this squad... I mean I am not here out of any personal distaste I may have for you or your men... You -- shut the hell up !
Capt. Barney Miller: I apologize Inspector, there does to seem to be an argument for the accuracy of this machine
Mr. Sanders: Of course there is.
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Now, wait a minute. Now... What the hell are you trying to pull Miller
Mr. Sanders: Nothing, it's just along with Sergeant Wojciehowicz's results that last assessment by this machine will also go into the record. It picks up on malice aforethought very discerningly
Mr. Sanders: Oh absolutely
Lt. Ben Scanlon: Now wait a minute
Capt. Barney Miller: One thing goes into the record, everything goes into the record.
Lt. Ben Scanlon: All right. It's all right with me.
- ConnectionsReferences Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
- kevinolzak
- May 30, 2014