- John Mannering 'The Baron': Oh, I see you brought the sword. That's beautiful, beautiful! It must be quite a wrench parting with it.
- Asano: Well, the size of your check softens the pain considerably.
- [speaking in a fake Japanese accent]
- David Marlowe: Ah so, most sorry. Regret must cut off honorable head.
- [Marlowe swings the samurai sword and accidentally knocks a valuable bowl off the shelf which Mannering manages to grab before it breaks]
- John Mannering 'The Baron': Most lucky. Almost had to cut off honorable salary.
- [last lines]
- Samantha: I don't think I shall ever understand.
- John Mannering 'The Baron': Samantha, the samurai has but one master.