Bat Masterson (TV Series)

Election Day (1959)

Gene Barry: Bat Masterson

Quotes 

• Bat Masterson : Well now, Mr. Wright, I'm not gonna pay you a penny's worth of tribute, although, uh, I might give you my gold-handled cane.

  Teddy Wright : Your cane?

  Bat Masterson : Right across where you'll feel it the most. It hurts!

• Joe Rankin : Sometimes a man's got no choice.

  Bat Masterson : There's always a choice when a man gets more sick of himself than scared.

• Joe Rankin : Bat, every time I get up there my knees get to knockin' so bad I sound like a bass drum on the Fourth of July.

  Bat Masterson : You're improvin' right along, Joe. Just stand bow-legged.

• Bat Masterson : Now let's settle this with ballots instead of bullets.