- The Penguin: Now, we're the only people in Gotham City protected against the Lygerian sleeping sickness.
- [guffaws]
- Robin: [Batman and Robin burst in] You're not protected against a good right jab, you slimey bird!
- Batman: It's beddy-bye for you, Penguin.
- The Penguin: Nobody catches the Penguin sleeping, Dynamic Dreamers!
- The Penguin: [on phone] Hello, World League of Nations? I'd like to buy a country. What have you got?
- [listenes for a moment]
- The Penguin: No! I don't want that one, I'm allergic to Vodka.
- The Penguin: [stepping over the Dynamic crusaders and several police officers, who are lying asleep on the pavement] The flies really did their work. They're all sleeping like babies. Even this mutton-headed Police Chief. Of course he looks like he's sleeping even when he's awake.
- [Penguin's Finks all laugh]
- The Penguin: What have we got here? Aaah, a watch. This is no more than I deserve. Very fine watch.
- Chief O'Hara: [Chief O'Hara gets up off the ground, followed by all the other 'sleepers'] You won't be needin' a watch where you're goin'.
- The Penguin: What?
- Chief O'Hara: You'll need a calender. A twenty year calender.
- The Penguin: [watching Batgirl arrive on her Batcycle] Trash of another color on the horizon: Bat-trash!
- Batgirl: Consider your collecting career over, Penguin!
- Miss Clean: Don't you see, that's what happens, Pengui-pooh, when you send out a fly to do a man's job.
- Commissioner Gordon: Well, you stopped the Penguin cold.
- Chief O'Hara: Cold indeed.
- Commissioner Gordon: How did you know it would be cold?
- Batman: I consulted a very reliable weather forecaster, Commissioner, who predicted that today would be clear.
- Commissioner Gordon: Well, he was certainly right about it being cool, but
- [cut to storm clouds]
- Commissioner Gordon: those clouds up there don't look very clear.
- [cut to Alfred in the rain with an umbrella]
- Alfred: [to camera] After all, even the best of weathermen is entitled to an occasional miss.