Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Baby-Doll (1994)

Alison La Placa: Baby-Doll, Mary Louise Dahl

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Quotes 

• Baby Doll : [looking at her adult reflection]  Look. That's me in there. The real me. There I am. But it's not really real, is it? Just made-up and pretend, like my family and my life and everything else! Why couldn't you just let me make-believe?

• [repeated line] 

  Baby Doll : I didn't mean to.

• Batman : Don't run away. I know you're scared. Confused. I can help you.

  Baby-Doll : [taunting sing-song]  Liar, liar, cape on fire.

• Baby Doll : [after her TV brother is rendered unconscious by her bodyguard]  Sorry I had to play roughs, Tippy. I didn't mean to.

• Baby-Doll : Game's overs, Mr. Batman. I wins.

  [as she cocks the gun inside her doll, he knocks it out of her hand with his grappling gun] 

  Baby-Doll : Ooh! No fair!

• Baby-Doll : [lighting a birthday cake with a stick of dynamite as a candle]  Blow out the candles, Spunky! Bet your wish doesn't come trues.

  [Spunky takes the dynamite out with his mouth and throws it away before it explodes] 

  Baby-Doll : [stomping on the cake in anger]  Cheater! Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!

• Baby-Doll : No fairs! No fairs! He wasn't Spunky at alls!

  Robin : I told Spunky what you were up to, and we switched places. Batman rigged me with a transmitter that led him right here.

  Baby-Doll : Ohh, aren't you Mr. Smarty Heads? MIRIAM!

• Summer Gleeson : Since when are you interested in has-been actors?

  Batman : Since that one's been kidnapping her co-stars.

  Summer Gleeson : You're serious?

  Batman : She's been picking them off one by one. Any reason she'd have a grudge?

  Summer Gleeson : Actually, they should hate her. Dahl put them all out of work when she quit the series to become a dramatic actress.

  Mary Louise Dahl : [showing them a tape of her performing in "Macbeth" on stage]  What? Will these hands never be clean? Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Ohh... ohh... ohh...

  Robin : Pee-yew!

  Summer Gleeson : [stopping the tape]  That's what the critics said. Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when she tried to start her TV show again, the networks turned her down.

  Batman : That still doesn't explain why she's after her old cast.

  Robin : Maybe there's a clue in these old episodes.

  Summer Gleeson : You can borrow them if you want. And when you crack the case, you can pay me back with an exclusive...

  [seeing they're gone] 

  Summer Gleeson : ...interview.

• Baby-Doll : Naughty Mr. Batmans. You play too rough.

  [she throws a basketball, which explodes and emits a cloud of smoke] 

  Robin : [coughing]  I got 'em!

  Detective Harvey Bullock : It's me, dope.