Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Read My Lips (1993)

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred Pennyworth

Quotes 

• Alfred Pennyworth : You've had your share of odd opponents, Sir, but this one does take the biscuit.

• Batman : It's called multiple personality syndrome disorder, Alfred. Two personalities in one brain, completely separate. Neither one knows what the other is thinking. Listen.

  Scarface : Batman's so hot, let's see him swim Gotham Bay in concrete boots.

  The Ventriloquist : A good idea, Mr. Scarface.

  Scarface : Bet your bowtie I'm right, dummy. Say, who dresses you, anyway?

  The Ventriloquist : Oh, you're such a kidder, Mr. Scarface.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I'd swear it was two separate people.

  Batman : You're not alone. Even the computer is fooled. When I studied with Zatara the magician, he taught me about ventriloquism and voice-throwing, how to make your voice seem to come from across the room. This ventriloquist could give Zatara lessons.