Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne (1992)

Mark Hamill: The Joker, Numbers

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Quotes 

• Two-Face : Get outta my face, clown!

  The Joker : Which one?

• The Joker : Why, Hugo, why didn't you tell us about your fear of flying?

  Dr. Hugo Strange : Joker, please! I was set up! Bruce Wayne is Batman!

  Two-Face : That's absurd! I know Bruce Wayne. If he's Batman, I'm the King of England!

  The Joker : And people say I'm crazy!

• The Joker : [on his answering machine]  Ha, ha, ha! Boy, did YOU get a wrong number! Leave your message at the sound of the shriek.

  Man on Answering Machine : No, please, don't... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

• The Joker : Careful with that luggage, you might lose your tip, or your head.

• The Penguin : Gentlemen, it behooves us not to fight amongst ourselves.

  The Joker : Well put, sardine breath. I think we should pool our resources on this.

  [pooling all their money together] 

  The Joker : $51,240,685...

  [taking out a change purse] 

  The Joker : ....and... 53 cents.

  Dr. Hugo Strange : Sold! And now, I give you Batman's secret identity, and after the show, you shall meet its star.

  The Joker : [waiting for the tape to start]  Focus, focus, foooocus!

  Dr. Hugo Strange : [the tape begins]  It's a perfect plan. With this machine, I can imagine Batman to be anyone I choose, and these fools will pay a fortune for it!

  [stopping the tape] 

  Dr. Hugo Strange : Wait! It's not the right tape!

  The Penguin : [shooting it with his umbrella]  Fellow miscreants, we've been had!

  The Joker : I'm going to use your head as a bowling ball, Strange.

• [preparing to toss Strange out of a plane] 

  The Joker : Now remember, it's not the fall, it's the sudden stop!

• The Joker : Ah, well... Arkham is nice this time of year.

• Snap : Hand it over, Judge Vargas.

  Judge Maria Vargas : The doctor said a trade.

  Snap : [holding up a VHS tape]  Then let's trade.

  Judge Maria Vargas : [taking the money, he withholds the tape]  We had a deal.

  Snap : Numbers. Crunch it.

  Numbers : [flipping through a wad of cash]  20 grand short, Snap.

  Snap : The price just went up another hundred thou.

  Judge Maria Vargas : Please, I can't pay that much.

  Numbers : Nah, you'll pay. You make a mistake, you always pay.

  Batman : [appearing behind them]  My sentiments exactly.

• The Joker : [as their plane runs out of fuel]  Man, things haven't been the same since deregulation.

  [laughing and whooping as the plane crash-lands] 

  The Joker : What a rush.

• The Joker : [taking a deep breath]  Ah! Sunshine! Clean air!

  [coughing] 

  The Joker : Ooh, I hate it.

• Dr. Hugo Strange : Joker, I swear, it was the wrong tape!

  The Joker : You're telling me? Come on, Hugo. Time to fly the unfriendly skies.