Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Trial (1994)
Richard Moll: Two-Face, Harvey Dent
Quotes
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Two-Face : Welcome to Arkham, Van Dorn.
Janet Van Dorn : Two-Face!
Two-Face : Don't bother screaming for help. The white coats can't hear ya. Matter of fact, they can't do much of anything, thanks to the Mad Hatter.
Janet Van Dorn : You're going to escape?
Two-Face : Eventually. We got some legal business to settle first.
Janet Van Dorn : What do you mean?
Two-Face : I'm talking about... a trial. Me, the prosecutor. You, the defense. And your client...
[snapping, Croc enters dragging a straight-jacketed Batman]
Two-Face : ...is Batman.
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The Joker : [with an Irish brogue] And now for the final confession. The big secret you've kept from us for so many years. Brothers and sisters, at long last, I give you the man behind the Bat!
[as he moves to remove Batman's cowl, Janet throws his confiscated batarang into a spotlight]
The Joker : What?
Two-Face : [clicking on a cigarette lighter] He's gone! Everyone spread out! Don't let him get away!
Batman : Who says I'm leaving?
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Janet Van Dorn : And so it's Batman's fault you lead a life of crime.
Poison Ivy : He should have let me bump off Harvey Dent. We'd all have been better off, wouldn't we, Harve?
Two-Face : [grumbling under his breath] Why, you rotten little... I'll...
Janet Van Dorn : But, Ms. Isley, isn't the real motivation for your crimes your obsession with plants? That you prefer them to people?
Poison Ivy : I love plants, honey, but a rose is a rose.
Janet Van Dorn : Then it doesn't bother you when someone - let's say the judge here...
[yanking the flower from Joker's lapel]
Janet Van Dorn : ...ruthlessly plucks a defenseless flower from the warm, green earth.
Poison Ivy : No.
Janet Van Dorn : Even knowing he's given it his death sentence?
[plucking petals as she talks]
Janet Van Dorn : That its petals must die?
Poison Ivy : Stop it!
Janet Van Dorn : One by one, withering falling, one by one, until it's all gone... honey.
Jervis Tetch : [as Ivy leaps in attack, he and Scarecrow pull her off] Ms. Ivy, please!
Scarface : You're beautiful when you're angry.
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Killer Croc : Let's go. Move it.
Jervis Tetch : Indeed. Can't keep the judge waiting.
Two-Face : You've said it yourself, lady. Batman made every one of us.
Jervis Tetch : So, we're placing him before the bar to face our justice.
Janet Van Dorn : And me?
Two-Face : Basic 50/50 option. You get him off, you both go free. He goes down... ya take the fall with him.
Jervis Tetch : Amusing idea, what? Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney.
Two-Face : Personally, I suggested a quick slug between the eyes, but I lost the coin toss.
