The Batman (TV Series)

Topsy Turvy (2005)

Alastair Duncan: Alfred

Quotes 

• Bagley : Well, I'm always delighted to speak to the press. Particularly the Gotham Gazette. Actually, I don't consider myself merely a top criminal psychiatrist here at Arkham. I view my role as the last line of defense between Gotham and psychopaths like Penguin, Freeze, and my prize catch, Joker. In fact I've been invited to a banquet of honor tonight for Gotham's most inspiring citizens at Gotham Palace Theatre. And I have just enough time to grab my coat. Did I provide enough details for my profile?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Oh, you've been more of a help than you know, Dr. Bagley.

  [Bagley hangs up] 

  Alfred Pennyworth : Pompous windbag.

• Batman : According to Arkham, Joker's still locked in his cell, has been all night long.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Perhaps Joker left some manner of decoy in his place.

  Batman : Could be, Alfred. But other things don't add up. Joker abducted Judge Wigzell but not before leaving him for the police and me to see.

  Alfred Pennyworth : You're not expecting Joker to actually make sense, are you?

  Batman : It was Joker's calling card. His way of announcing his plan.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Do you think there's more to come?

  Batman : Maybe Joker's out to collect a full deck of those who've crossed him.

  Alfred Pennyworth : 51 more victims? Where would you start?

  Batman : One name is sure to be on his hit list: The Batman.

• Batman : I left Joker's understudy in clown storage for the time being. Joker clearly didn't want him talking.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Why not chip the fellow out and question him further?

  Batman : Because I'm through being Joker's fool. I'm gonna get my answers straight from the horse's mouth, at Arkham Asylum.