The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Beware the Creeper (1998)

Mathew Valencia: Robin, Tim Drake

Quotes 

• The Creeper : I like a girl who plays rough!

  Robin : But... she just tried to kill you!

  The Creeper : You're young. You'll learn.

• The Joker : [threatening the Creeper]  There's only room for one clown prince in this town. How would you like an all-expense-paid trip to Metropolis on Air Nitro?

  Robin : [on the roof of another building]  Which way'd he go?

  Batman : [hearing an explosion nearby]  That way.

• Batman : Who are you?

  The Creeper : They call me..."Yellow-Skinned Wacky Man!" But I prefer the Creeper.

  Robin : Call Arkham, quick.

• Jack Ryder : [On TV]  Seven years ago this very night, the clown prince of crime, the Joker, was born on this spot. Since then, Gotham has repeatedly been rocked by the attacks of this criminal madman. Who is he? Where did he come from? What diabolical scheme is he plotting even now? I'm Jack Ryder. Join me as we answer these questions and more on Joker: The Madness Behind the Laughter. His true identity unknown. Operating under a variety of aliases. a nameless gunsel began his criminal career as a hitman for the Valestra mob. Then he struck out on his own, formed a gang...

  Tim Drake : Come on, Bruce. How many times do you have to hear this stuff?

  Jack Ryder : - First target: the Ace Chemical plant.

  [Bruce flashes Tim a look] 

  Tim Drake : Oh, I forgot. Mr. Obsessive.

• Harley Quinn : Hey, you're the guy swiping Mr. J's act.

  The Creeper : [punching Curly]  Not me! I'm one of a kind, toots!

  [seeing Batman, she cowers, but Crawler punches him, unaware who's there] 

  Harley Quinn : What do you want?

  The Creeper : The inside story on the Joker. Also, your phone number.

  [he growls playfully] 

  Robin : [Batman gets to his feet]  I see you found him.

• The Creeper : Jilted madman stalks crazy clown girl. Film at 11:00.

  Robin : "Film at 11:00"? You don't think...

  Batman : The chemicals in the vat could've interacted with Joker's laughing gas. And he had Ryder's credit card.

  Robin : You mean that's Jack Ryder? The news guy?

  Batman : What's left of him.