The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Chemistry (1998)

Linda Hamilton: Susan Maguire

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Quotes 

• Susan Maguire : Why are you interrogating me like this?

  Bruce Wayne : Too much perfection, and too many green eyes.

  Susan Maguire : What are you talking about?

  Bruce Wayne : Let's just say I want to know more about you. Where you came from, your friends, your relatives.

  Susan Maguire : Oh, you're just being silly.

  [Bruce stares sternly, as Susan tries to walk away. Bruce grabs her arm] 

  Bruce Wayne : You're not leaving this cabin until you tell me. Well?

  [Susan starts to sweat green liquid] 

  Bruce Wayne : What are you?

  Susan Maguire : Why, Bruce. I'm your wife.

• Bruce Wayne : I should have known. It was too easy.

  Susan Maguire : Relationships aren't supposed to be easy. Even I know that and I'm just a vegetable.

• Susan Maguire : [after Bruce receives a call of emergency from Veronica]  What is it?

  Bruce Wayne : She's in trouble. I know this our party, but...

  Susan Maguire : She needs you.

  Bruce Wayne : You won't mind?

  Susan Maguire : She's your friend. Go.

  Bruce Wayne : How'd you get to be so perfect?

• Bruce Wayne : [having caught a bride's garter belt]  I hate these things.

  Susan Maguire : Me, too. And with pantyhose, who needs them anymore?

  Bruce Wayne : Uh, I meant these big, formal affairs.

  Susan Maguire : I knew what you meant. I was just trying to make you laugh. You seem so grim.

  Bruce Wayne : I've heard that said before.

• Bruce Wayne : This is Poison Ivy's work, isn't it? She must've grown you in her lab, then coated you with those pheromones she uses.

  Susan Maguire : The pheromones were just to get your attention. After that, it was all me.

• Susan Maguire : I was so glad you called, Bruce. I've been thinking about you a lot since the wedding.

  Bruce Wayne : I've been thinking about you, too.

  Susan Maguire : Never thought I'd hear from you, though.

  Bruce Wayne : Why's that?

  Susan Maguire : Aren't you the one who's always so busy?

  Bruce Wayne : I guess I did say that, didn't I? But I have a feeling all that's about to change.

  Susan Maguire : [taking a box of flowers]  My favorite. How'd you know?

  Bruce Wayne : Lucky guess.