- Mr. Humphries: I guess I should thank you for coming.
- Dr. John Becker: I damned near didn't make it - I had to take a train, two busses and a ferry...
- Mr. Humphries: You should've done what I did: collapsed on a sidewalk and took an ambulance.
- Mr. Humphries: Did you bring it?
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, yeah, I brought your root beer.
- Mr. Humphries: The last root beer I'll ever have, and he brought generic!
- Margaret Wyborn: No, the hospital called - they say he made it through the night just fine!
- Dr. John Becker: Ah, well, you know, they say the human spirit is... something or other...
- Bob: And you've got all of the great all time asses!
- Chris Connor: What?
- Bob: You heard me, you gotta great ass!
- Chris Connor: Really, Bob? You don't know how much that means to me! Did you hear that, Jake? If anyone needs me, I'll be at the gym!
- Jake Malinak: Yeah, yeah, great ass, I heard.
- [Chris rushes out, Jake addresses Bob]
- Jake Malinak: What about her boobs?
- Bob: [Jumps up to follow Chris] Wait!