Quotes
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Dr. John Becker : I mean, how are you supposed to quit smoking when, every time you turn on the TV, there are some beautiful people lighting up?
Chris Connor : They don't HAVE tobacco ads on TV anymore!
Dr. John Becker : I know, but those were GREAT, weren't they?
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Bob : Becker, I just had a great idea!
Dr. John Becker : First one's always exciting, isn't it?
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Dr. John Becker : THAT'S Roger? He's, like, eight years old!
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Dr. John Becker : This is great, isn't it?
Bob : What, that her ex-husband is less like Indiana Jones and more like Harry Potter?
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Dr. John Becker : [Screaming out the clinic door] Hey, Grappelli, You're gonna DIE waiting for that parking space! And then, I'll take a cab to your funeral so I STILL don't have to move that car!
[Comes inside]
Dr. John Becker : Man, I love this!
Margaret Wyborn : That was a little harsh, don't you think?
Dr. John Becker : Oh, I was just kidding - there's no way I'd go to his funeral.
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Roger : Let me ask you a question: are you and Chris... going out?
Dr. John Becker : No! What makes you ask that?
Roger : Well, you coming over her, interrupting us, sitting between us on the sofa...
Dr. John Becker : I'm just trying to have fun - I'm a people person.
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Dr. John Becker : Who cares? So, they towed it! It doesn't matter!
Linda : That's IT? THAT'S all she
[Margaret]
Linda : GETS? You're not even going to YELL at her?
Dr. John Becker : Maybe it doesn't even belong in the Bronx, maybe it'd be happier in Australia! I don't care!
[Walking away]
Margaret Wyborn : Well, THAT was strange!
Linda : You know what - I'll take the blame for this, you get the next one.
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Bob : They traveled all over the world together - they had sex in 29 different countries! One time, they were in this gondola in Venice...
Dr. John Becker : She TOLD you yhat?
Bob : Hey, you don't just leave your journal in your purse if you don't want someone to read it!
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Dr. John Becker : Once, in college, we had a Dirty Dozen marathon - we actually watched it a dozen times in a row.
Roger : [Sarcastically] Wow, you were renegades.
Dr. John Becker : Yeah, we were pretty out there!
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Bob : Hey, Becker, I just got a woman's number!
Dr. John Becker : Call her quick, before she changes it.
