Becker (TV Series)

Cyrano De-Beckerac (1999)

Ted Danson: Dr. John Becker

Quotes 

• Reggie Kostas : So, Jake, have you decided what you're doing for Karen's birthday?

  Dr. John Becker : Who's Karen?

  Jake Malinak : My girlfriend; I've been dating her for a month... Don't you ever listen when I'm talking?

  Dr. John Becker : Jake, what you don't realize is that half the time you're talking to me, I'm not even in the room!

• Dr. John Becker : Yeah, you've definitely got bursitis.

  Doug : I can't have bursitis; my GRANDMOTHER has bursitis!

  Dr. John Becker : Well, now you'll have something to talk to her about.

• Reggie Kostas : AND he made me dinner! Did you ever make dinner for a woman, Becker?

  Dr. John Becker : Think about it: if I could cook, would I be eating here?

• Dr. John Becker : I thought women liked lobster!

  Reggie Kostas : [Scoffs]  Where do men get that crap, out of a1961 Playboy?

  Jake Malinak : [to Becker]  Hey, Hef, wasn't there something you wanted to tell Reggie?

• Dr. John Becker : Oh, my God. You know, what is it with these damn perfume samples in magazines? I mean, is it too much to ask to be able to go out to my mailbox, take out my Esquire, and read it without smelling like a French whore? Sorry, if you're French. Or a whore.

• Dr. John Becker : [Seeing Maureen sitting in the waiting room]  Is she a patient?

  Margaret Wyborn : She may be soon!