- Linda: Thrifty Mart? That was YOU? Did you REALLY put a guy in a wheelchair?
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, come on - that guy was in a wheelchair before I ever touched him!
- Margaret Wyborn: Wisdom like that, and they gave Dr. King the holiday...
- Bob: Thrifty Mart - that was YOU? Did you REALLY push a guy in a wheelchair off a cliff?
- Dr. John Becker: [Dismissively] It wasn't off a cliff, it was down a hill!
- Bob: [after blowing a job opportunity] Tick tock, Fuller!
- [to Linda and Jake]
- Bob: He'll be back.
- Jake Malinak: I'm blind, and even I can see he's not coming back!
- Linda: It's like that saying: "Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day; teach a man to fish, and you've walked a mile in his shoes."
- Linda: It's like that old saying: "I cried because I had no shoes, and then I met a man."
- Margaret Wyborn: [Exasperated, correcting her] "And then I met a man who had no feet."
- Linda: No, I think I'd remember that.