- Dr. John Becker: [after his typical ranting] Give me a pack of cigarettes.
- Jake Malinak: Why don't you quit - it's taking years off your life.
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, but it's just those crusty old-fart years where you walk around bitching at the world.
- Jake Malinak: As opposed to this whole high-on-life Gandhi thing you got goin' on there?
- Dr. John Becker: Margaret, throw these in the trash - I'm giving up smoking.
- Margaret Wyborn: Oh, no! WHY?
- Dr. John Becker: Let's just say, I've seen the future and it has no larynx.
- Margaret Wyborn: Larynxes are HIGHLY overrated - especially YOURS!
- Jake Malinak: Ooh, you sound tall!
- Amanda: And you smell friendly. Why are we talking like this?
- Jake Malinak: I'm blind.
- Amanda: And yet, you're still staring at my breasts.
- Jake Malinak: I knew you'd cave!
- Dr. John Becker: I did NOT cave! In fact, I just got done examining a naked 80-year-old woman - a lesser man would be shooting smack right now!