- Dr. John Becker: Are you on any hallucinogens or narcotics?
- Boyd Crossman: No, but if you think it would help.
- Regina "Reggie" Kostas: [Becker has just finished an anti-religion rant, stood up from a lunch counter seat, and been narrowly missed by falling plaster from the ceiling] What do you have to say now, Becker?
- Dr. John Becker: If that was really God, would he have missed me?
- Dr. John Becker: [to heart patient waking up in hospital] Milton?
- Prof. Fowler: Seeing you here, I know I can't be in Heaven. What's going on.
- Dr. John Becker: You've had another heart attack, but your OK. I don't know how you keep doing it.
- Prof. Fowler: I bought the extended warrantee on my Buick and I intend to use it.
- Linda: [Still wearing Jacket she got mistakenly from cleaners] Look, I know your trying to make me feel guilty, but it's not going to work. This jacket is rightfully mine.
- Margaret: Oh, I'm dieing to hear how you figured this one out.
- Linda: This jacket is payback, It's every sock I ever lost in the dryer, every quarter that ever fell through a hole in my pocket. It's a pair of black stiletto heals I lost on the Brooklyn Bridge!
- [Margret looks at her]
- Linda: fun night, long story. The point is, this jacket is mine!
- Margaret: Well, as long as your not feeling guilty about it.
- Linda: Well I'm not, and I won't be burning in a fiery Hell either.
- [Linda Smiles]
- Margaret: I guess that depends on what you did on that bridge.
- [Linda frowns]
- Dr. John Becker: Larry? Who's Larry?
- Boyd Crossman: God. God's first name is Larry.
- Dr. John Becker: When you paint your apartment, you DO keep your windows open...?
- Dr. John Becker: Milton? You're awake!
- Prof. Fowler: Good for you! Did you learn that in medical school?
- Virginia Arras: How are you doing?
- Prof. Fowler: How am I doing? LOOK at me - I'm on everything but skates!