- Dr. John Becker: I said I didn't like loud music, all-right, all-right, I don't like rap music. Is that OK with you? I don't like polka music either, but I like Polish Sausage. I hate Chinese Checkers but I love French Fries. I hate Belgian waffles, love German Shepherds, Can't stand English muffins. Here's a real puzzler, hate Danish Cheese, Love Cheese Danish.
- Dr. John Becker: I don't drive by HIS house and blast James Taylor at him!
- Jake Malinak: James Taylor? I know I'm blind, John, but exactly how white ARE you?