- Margaret: [When Becker gets back with his ex] "I haven't seen him this happy since his 6 piece McNuggets had 8 by mistake."
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, that WAS a good day, wasn't it! But... But this is better!
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, and it just so happens I'm not the rebound guy- there was someone else before me, so THERE!
- Margaret: [Sarcastically] It's a love story for the ages.
- Margaret: I know it's not my place, but that Megan is TROUBLE!
- Dr. John Becker: Alright, so she has a little baggage...
- Margaret: BAGGAGE? That woman is like a carousel at JFK!
- Jake Malinak: Look at it this way, John: a lot of guys NEVER get to be with a woman like Megan...
- Dr. John Becker: And a LOT of guys do!
- Margaret: Megan, Megan... wasn't that your college girlfriend - the one who was MARRIED?
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, put down the Tablets! She left her husband and came to be with me.
- Linda: That must have been one bad marriage!
- Megan: Let me take you out to dinner.
- Dr. John Becker: It's 9:00 in the morning...
- Megan: OK, I'll see you at 6:00...
- Dr. John Becker: We can go to the diner...
- Megan: Ehhh...
- Dr. John Becker: Is something wrong with the diner?
- Megan: No, it's just... it's the people there; I'm not trying to change you, but I wish you wouldn't spend time with them!