- Dr. John Becker: You know, with ALS, you shouldn't drink...
- Joe Willakie: [Types into his machine] Because it's bad for my health?
- Dr. John Becker: Uh, I guess I can talk to him...
- Helen Willakie: Oh, thank you! But I have to warn you: he can be very abrasive.
- Dr. John Becker: Don't worry, I deal with people like that all day
- Dr. John Becker: [Yelling at bartender] What do I have to do, come back there and make the drink myself?
- [Turns to Joe]
- Dr. John Becker: Now, where was I?
- Joe Willakie: [Types into his machine] Being nice?