- Margaret Wyborn: She can't stay here!
- Linda: She won't get in the way - in fact, she can do half my work...
- Margaret Wyborn: Doing half your work is what YOU do!
- Margaret Wyborn: You know what? I can't take this anymore.
- [to Lynda]
- Margaret Wyborn: Just for today, you'll be Beth.
- Lynda: Oh, I don't like the name Beth.
- Linda: I do. Can I be Beth?
- Margaret Wyborn: Fine!
- Lynda: Oh, I changed my mind. I wanna be Beth too.
- Margaret Wyborn: You can't both be Beth.
- Linda: Why not? We're both Linda.