The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

Show 40 (1981)

Benny Hill: Self, Various

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• The Castaway : And as we reached the shore,/ we was greeted by four/great big natives. One was a king you can tell./And old Alan Chisum/Said, "Do you practice cannibalism?"/ He said, "No, never, we do it quite well."/And into the pot,/they put Charlie Knott,/ Harvey Dunn and his big brother Davy./ Who had a smile on his lips/he said, "Well, we've had our chips,"/"but at least I've ruined his gravy."

• The Castaway : Then the whole ship went down./ I said, "Mind you, don't drown."/ "Hang on to a buoy if you can."/ Nell looked at me coy./ She said, "You're not a boy."/ "Get away, you're a dirty old man."/

• Dan Dan the Laboratory Man : Be very careful. There may be people here from the Eastern bloc.

  Zucco : Balkans.

  Dan Dan the Laboratory Man : It's true, I tell you!