- Fred Scuttle: And as he rushes past her in the doorway...
- Henry McGee: She feels hysterical?
- Fred Scuttle: Never lays a finger on him.
- Fred Scuttle: Do you not think it is strange that in a cat's fur, there are only two holes... very conveniently placed where his eyes are.
- Henry McGee: One day he is driving up the M12 when he suddenly and mysteriously takes an o-turn.
- Henry McGee: An o-turn?
- Fred Scuttle: Starts off as a u-turn, but he changes his mind.