- Connie Randolph: [She's singing her big number to Bette] Funky mailbox! Fill my mailbox! Send it C.O.D. for a fun delivery! Yeah yeah mailbox! Carry on par avion...
- [She begins to break down and cry]
- Bette: Gee, it takes a real left turn there, don't it?
- Connie Randolph: I've just been singing this damned number every night for five years, and I'm just going to be singing this song until they bury me in some funky cemetery!