The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Elly Becomes a Secretary (1963)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Daisy Moses : I just heard that Jane Hathaway is sick a-bed and I wanna cook her up a nice big pot of chicken broth.

  Elly May Clampett : [shocked]  Granny! You ain't fixin' to cook Earl?

  [the rooster] 

  Daisy Moses : Oh, of course not, Elly, but I figgered you could turn him loose in the neighborhood and he just might bring home a plump little hen.

  Elly May Clampett : Well Granny, I don't reckon Earl wants you to cook none of his sweethearts neither.

• Jethro Bodine : That was written by Abraham Lincoln, the president that whupped the South.

  Daisy Moses : South was not whupped!

  Jethro Bodine : Granny, General Lee surrendered to General Grant.

  Daisy Moses : He did not! General Lee figgered that Grant was a blacksmith and he handed him his sword so he could sharpen it. And don't you ever forget it!