- H.H.H. Jones: [Elly May is in the bear pen at the zoo] Oh, I can't look. One hug from those powerful arms could kill you.
- Jed Clampett: Don't squeeze too hard, Elly May! Mr. Jones is worried you might hurt his bear.
- Elly May Clampett: Alright, Pa.
- Daisy Moses: Jones? Jones? I recollect a family of Joneses that lived beyond the ridge.
- H.H.H. Jones: That must have been...
- Daisy Moses: They was horse thieves!
- H.H.H. Jones: Uh, different Jones.