Bewitched (TV Series)

...And Then I Wrote (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• Endora : Well I'll leave you with it. Just bare in mind darling: Write mortal, think witch.

• Samantha Stephens : Hello Mother.

  Endora : It's a wise child who knows her own mother. Darling, I thought we could spend some time with each other.

  Samantha Stephens : Nope. Can't. I'm writing a play. Just started four hours ago.

  Endora : Oh, really? What's it about?

  Samantha Stephens : The American Civil War.

  Endora : Oh. Well, the civil stories are always the best.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, I wish Darrin hadn't given my word I'd do this.

  Endora : Well, maybe I could be of some help.

  Samantha Stephens : How?

  Endora : Well, I could be your secretary. I can type faster than anybody. Watch this.

  [the typewriter types on its own at a fast pace] 

  Samantha Stephens : [reading what the typewriter has typed]  "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy 'merplederk'"?

  Endora : Well, I said I was fast, not accurate.

  Samantha Stephens : Thank you Mother, but I'm afraid this is one thing I'll have to do for myself.

  Endora : Alright. Alright darling, be independent. Just do it the hard way.

  [disappears]