Bewitched (TV Series)
...And Then I Wrote (1965)
Chet Stratton: Captain Corcoran
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Samantha Stephens : Oh, my! Not bad. Not bad at all. Oh, yes, Captain Corcoran. I think you'll do very nicely. My, what a beautiful horse. But that beard will have to go.
Confederate Captain Corcoran : Never.
Samantha Stephens : I beg your pardon?
Confederate Captain Corcoran : A confederate officer without his beard? Why, I'd die of shame, Ma'am. I would. I'd just die of shame.
Samantha Stephens : Well, listen here. If it weren't for my vivid imagination, you wouldn't be here in the first place, beard or no beard. So, what I say goes.
Confederate Captain Corcoran : But I tell you, Ma'am, if I have to face the enemy clean-shaven... Why, I'd rather lose the war.
Samantha Stephens : You're Southern. You did lose.
Confederate Captain Corcoran : Don't dampen my spirits, Ma'am. I don't know that yet.