Bewitched (TV Series)
A Very Special Delivery (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Samantha Stephens : Oh, hi there.
Darrin Stephens : Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to wake you up.
Samantha Stephens : That's okay. I have to get up anyway. Mother's popping in.
Darrin Stephens : Have you er, told her the news about the baby yet?
Samantha Stephens : Well...
Darrin Stephens : Sam.
Samantha Stephens : I've uh, been sorta putting it off.
Darrin Stephens : How do you uh... How do you think she'll take it?
Samantha Stephens : I don't know. Somehow Mother doesn't strike me as the grandmother type.
Darrin Stephens : Well, she's just gonna have to get used to it.
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Samantha Stephens : Mother?
Endora : Samantha, how could you?
Samantha Stephens : You know.
Endora : I was hoping that it was just an ugly rumor.
Samantha Stephens : Mother, aren't you plesaed? You're gonna be a grandmother.
Endora : That's right. That's right, twist the knife.
Samantha Stephens : Give me just one good reason why I shouldn't have children?
Endora : Don't you see? You'll be tied to that mortal oaf indefinately.
Samantha Stephens : That's what I want.
Endora : Oh, Samantha, you just don't understand. He's turning you into the typical housewife drudge. Oh, I can just see you in a few years, surrounded by diapers and bottles and pacifiers. And wall-to-wall babies.
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Darrin Stephens : But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear.
Samantha Stephens : And no jury will convict you.
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[last lines]
Samantha Stephens : Seriously, darling, you can't go on waiting on me like this. I'm not an invalid. I feel perfectly fine.
Darrin Stephens : Sam, don't try to tell me how you feel. I know how you feel. Exactly. Remember?
Samantha Stephens : Yes. Come to think of it, you do.
Darrin Stephens : That's right. I'm a man in a million.
Samantha Stephens : So big deal. I've always known that.
[Darrin hands her a glass of milk]
Samantha Stephens : Cheers.