Bewitched (TV Series)
A Very Special Delivery (1965)
John Graham: Mr. Martin
Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : Mr. Martin, are you gonna eat your pickle?
Mr. Martin : Yes, I am.
[to Larry]
Mr. Martin : I'd like to see the product a little larger. Like it was jumping out of the ad at you.
Larry Tate : Exactly. It would have more impact that way.
Darrin Stephens : You're not eating it.
Mr. Martin : I'll eat it when I feel like it.
Darrin Stephens : If you don't want it, there's no sense letting it go to waste.
Larry Tate : Darrin. It's his pickle.
Darrin Stephens : But it's just lying there.
Mr. Martin : So it's just lying there.
Darrin Stephens : Then why can't I have it?
Larry Tate : Darrin!
Darrin Stephens : You have no intention at all of eating that pickle.
Mr. Martin : Now, look, we're not gonna have an argument about a pickle.
Darrin Stephens : I demand your pickle!
Larry Tate : Darrin!