Bewitched (TV Series)

Alias Darrin Stephens (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• Endora : [Endora pops in after Aunt Clara turns Darrin into a chimpanzee]  Good morning, Samantha.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother, there's something I have to tell you.

  Endora : Good morning, Derwood.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin.

  Endora : Alright, whatever.

  Samantha Stephens : You recognized him?

  Endora : I'd know Dilbert anywhere. I just left your Aunt Clara. Poor dear, she feels terribly guilty. Samantha, should you allow him to sit on the sofa? He'll shed hair all over it.

  Samantha Stephens : It's his house. He can shed hair wherever he wants.

• Endora : I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive.

  Samantha Stephens : His name is Darrin!