Bewitched (TV Series)
Alias Darrin Stephens (1965)
Alice Pearce: Gladys Kravitz
Quotes
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Gladys Kravitz : Abner, I whipped up a batch of my icebox cookies. Now I'm going over and give some to Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
Abner Kravitz : Why do you want to inflict suffering on such a nice couple?
Gladys Kravitz : My icebox cookies are very unusual.
Abner Kravitz : I know. You make them out of real iceboxes.
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Gladys Kravitz : [after finding Darrin, the chimpanzee] I wonder where he belongs?
Abner Kravitz : He belongs in a zoo. And so do you.
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[last lines]
Samantha Stephens : Oh, hi, Mrs. Gravitz.
Gladys Kravitz : Hello. I wondered if you knew anything about the chimp I caught here today.
Samantha Stephens : Chimp?
Gladys Kravitz : Yes. Cute little thing. He was wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap.
[Darrin walks over wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap]
Darrin Stephens : Yes? Go on, Mrs. Kravitz.
[Mrs. Kravitz screams and runs home]