Bewitched (TV Series)

And Then There Were Three (1966)

Dick York: Darrin Stephens

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Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human.

  Endora : This is no time to be insulting.

• Endora : Samantha just presented me with the most beautiful granddaughter.

  Darrin Stephens : [nervous, yet pleased]  You mean... I'm... I'm the father of a girl?

  Endora : That too.

  Darrin Stephens : Well, that's just great. And Sam? How's Sam?

  Endora : She's fine. She's fine.

  Darrin Stephens : Endora, I don't know what to do first, to hug you or offer you a cigar.

  Endora : There's no other choice?

  Darrin Stephens : I have a daughter!

  [he hugs her] 

• [first lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : [Samantha and Darrin are leaving for the hospital to have the baby]  Oh, darling. Don't you think we ought to call your mother and father, and let them know we're going to the hospital?

  Darrin Stephens : Sweetheart, we haven't got time... I'll call them later.

  Samantha Stephens : How about Derek?

  Darrin Stephens : I'll call him, too... Do we know a Derek?

  Samantha Stephens : Not yet. I just thought it might be a nice name if it was a boy.

  Darrin Stephens : Honey, we can decide on that later. How about your mother? Should we let her know?

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, don't worry. She'll be there.

  Darrin Stephens : [the phone rings]  Don't answer it.

  Samantha Stephens : It'll only take a minute. Now, you run out and get the car.

  Samantha Stephens : It'll only take a minute. Now, you run out and get the car.

  [answers the phone] 

  Samantha Stephens : Hello?

  Serena : Samantha. This is Serena. Your cousin Serena.

  Samantha Stephens : Well, Serena. What are you doing in town?

  Serena : Well, darling, it's the in place to be at this time of year. When are you having the baby?

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, in an hour or so.

  Serena : Well, I guess that kills lunch.

  Samantha Stephens : Probably dinner too.

  Serena : Look, why don't I pop into the hospital and brighten your stay?

  Samantha Stephens : Marvelous. I'll be at the Perkins Hospital and... ooh!

  Serena : What did you say?

  Samantha Stephens : Nothing. But I think someone is trying to tell me something. Bye-bye, Serena.

  Darrin Stephens : Sam, are you all right?

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, I'm fine. Just fine. Darling? How about "Serena", if it's a girl?

  Darrin Stephens : Sweetheart, if you don't hurry, we may end up calling the baby "Freeway", because that's where it's going to be born.

• Endora : Luckily she

  [she being Tabatha] 

  Endora : takes after Samantha.

  Darrin Stephens : She does look like Sam. But I think there's a little bit of me there too.

  Endora : Yes, but the wrinkles will disappear soon.

• Nurse Kelton : Who's Endora?

  Darrin Stephens : She took my baby's childhood away from her. I've got to stop her.

  Nurse Kelton : Oh, I've GOT to get out of this business.

• Darrin Stephens : Please. Please don't go. Get back to the nursery.

  Serena : I beg your pardon.

  Darrin Stephens : You see, I'm your father. Your daddy. Me da-da. Da-da?

  Serena : Are you a psychiatric patient here?

  Darrin Stephens : Quick. Back into your bassinet.

  Serena : What is all this?

  Darrin Stephens : Please, you'll miss your feeding. Please believe me.

  Serena : Look, I wasn't born yesterday, you know.

  Darrin Stephens : I know. You were born today. Please get back to the nursery.

  Serena : No, YOU get back to the nursery.

  Serena : [Serena zaps Darrin back to the nursery with a pacifier in his mouth] 

• Darrin Stephens : Don't play dumb with me, Endora. You've done some pretty rotten things in your time, but I didn't think you'd stoop this low. You're just an irresponsible, nasty...

  Endora : Aah, aah, aah, ahh! Careful! You're asking for it.

  Darrin Stephens : I'm not asking for anything. I'm telling you to take me to my daughter!

  Endora : WELL, if that's what you want.

  [Zaps Darrin over to nursery, next to Nurse Kelton] 

  Nurse Kelton : Look, just for the record, I'd like to ask you something. You're not really here, right? I mean I saw you here earlier with a pacifier in your mouth and now I see you here in your Indian suit. But, it's all in my imagination, right? You don't really exist, right?

  Darrin Stephens : Right.

  Nurse Kelton : Thanks.

  [Darrin leaves. Nurse Kelton calmly picks up the telephone] 

  Nurse Kelton : Doctor Hassonbladt, Nurse Kelton. I'd like to make an appointment for a complete psychiatric examination, doctor.

• [last lines] 

  Darrin Stephens : [after Samantha says it's too early to tell if Tabatha is a witch]  Honey, you're a witch. Can't you tell anything just by looking at her?

  Samantha Stephens : Only that I love her.

  Darrin Stephens : Some witch. Even I can tell that.

• Darrin Stephens : I've got to talk to you!

  Serena : Not you again!

  Darrin Stephens : You shouldn't be walking around like this.

  Serena : Really? You shouldn't be walking around like that.

  [Zaps Darrin into a Native American chief's outfit, complete with a feathered headdress] 

  Darrin Stephens : How can you do this to your daddy?

  Manager : What's going on here?

  Darrin Stephens : I know this all looks very strange... but uh there is an explanation. You see, I'm her father.

  Manager : Sure. You're her daddy, right? She was born when you were eight years old, right?

  Darrin Stephens : I know it doesn't add up, but she's...

  [Sees that Serena has disappeared] 

  Darrin Stephens : She's gone. I've got to stop her.

  Manager : You're not going anywhere.

  Endora : [Pops in with arm mockingly raised to greet Darrin]  How?

  Darrin Stephens : Oh, well you're too late. My baby's out on the town.

  Endora : Do you really think you should wear that outfit at your age?