- Darrin Stephens: I can't seem to move my foot.
- Larry Tate: Try taking it out of my pocket.
- Darrin Stephens: [rips Larry's pocket as he takes his shoe out] I hope that's not a good suit.
- Larry Tate: Not anymore.
- Samantha Stephens: I want a word with you. Have you been bothering Darrin?
- Endora: Who?
- Samantha Stephens: My husband.
- Endora: Oh, that who.
- Samantha Stephens: Don't play innocent. I want an explanation.
- Endora: For what, dear?
- Samantha Stephens: He says he's beginning to look like a clumsy, bumbling idiot.
- Endora: Oh, I know what he looks like. I just can't remember his name.
- Endora: Edgar must regard your marriage as a blot on the family name. I just regard it as a blow against good sense.
- Larry Tate: You don't know this guy Shelley. He's a wealthy square. Wears tailor-made stuffed shirts.