Bewitched (TV Series)

Just One Happy Family (1964)

Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens

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Quotes 

• TV Repairman : [comes back to find the TV he just pulled apart all connected and working]  How did you um...?

  Samantha Stephens : [holds up a nail file]  Nail file.

• Endora : How are you going to explain Duncan?

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin.

  Endora : His name will be mud when your father finds out he's human.

  Samantha Stephens : Maybe we'd just as well face it now. I'm married, and there's nothing he can do about it.

  Endora : I shudder to think how many things he can and probably will do about it.

• Maurice : [phone rings]  Well, aren't you going to answer it?

  Samantha Stephens : The telephone? Oh, yes. Yes, of course... Hello?

• Endora : Times have changed, Maurice. This happens in the best of families.

  Maurice : It does not happen in my family!

  Samantha Stephens : Well, it has. It's over and done with. I'm married.

• TV Repairman : Can I use your phone?

  Samantha Stephens : Yes, of course. It's in the kitchen.

  TV Repairman : Thanks.