Bewitched (TV Series)

Just One Happy Family (1964)

Maurice Evans: Maurice

Quotes 

• Maurice : [phone rings]  Well, aren't you going to answer it?

  Samantha Stephens : The telephone? Oh, yes. Yes, of course... Hello?

• Maurice : You always did have a memory like a steel trap Endora.

• Endora : Times have changed, Maurice. This happens in the best of families.

  Maurice : It does not happen in my family!

  Samantha Stephens : Well, it has. It's over and done with. I'm married.

• Maurice : You're getting stronger, Endora.

  Endora : You're getting older, dear.