- Darrin Stephens: You took a cat, and turned it into a girl? I can't believe that! Why can't I believe that? I'm married to a witch, and a witch can do anything with anything. So she took a cat and turned it into a girl, and my friend Wally fell in love with her. What's so hard to believe about that?
- Larry Tate: [about Samantha] Darrin, she's a gem. An absolute gem. If I pulled this on Louise, she'd kick me out of the house!
- Louise Tate: And Samantha would probably be foolish enough to let you in.
- Abner Kravitz: [giving her a spoonful of medicine] Here, Gladys. I thought I'd be prepared this time.